Dear Santa,

 

Enclosed you will find my wish list. I think you will find that I have been a very good dog this year.

This year:

1. I didn’t track dirt into the house.

2. I didn’t bark at the delivery people.

3. I didn’t chew any shoes.

4. I didn’t bury any bones under the sofa.

5. I didn’t use the toilet as my fresh water supply.

6. I didn’t dribble water everwhere after drinking.

7. It wasn’t me that left those yellow stains on the new carpet.

8. I didn’t chase the neighbors cat...ok, I hardly ever chased the neighbors cat...ok, I rarely chased the neighbors cat...ok, I tried not to chase the neighbors cat.

9. I did deliver lots of sloppy, wet kisses even when not asked.

 

Please leave the following beneath the tree for me:

1. New red ball.

2. New chew toy.

3. New leash (minimum of 20 feet long).

4. Bottle of squirrel repellant.

5. 3 boxes of dog biscuits.

 

Your Loyal and Trustworthy Friend Forever.