TOP TEN REASONS TO BREED

 

10. Thought the house was too orderly.

 

9. Never did like having a full night’s sleep.

 

8. Wanted my vet to get a new BMW.

 

7. Thought the furniture looked too nice.

 

6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon,

   afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.

 

5. Garden and backyard needed renovation, and I

   didn’t want to pay a gardener to do it.

 

4. Neighbors didn’t complain enough.

 

3. Kids weren’t enough of a challenge.

 

2. If you can train and show one dog, why not ten?

 

1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows.

 

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              Always remember to forget

               the things that made you sad.

              But never forget to remember

               the things that made you glad.