DEAR DOG OWNER

 

Are you experiencing too many reserves and 2nd places to inferior dogs in the ring?

 

In the agility and/or obedience ring, does your dog forget his own name?

 

Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you. Unlike most chain letters it doesn’t cost money.

 

Simply send a copy of this to six other dog owners that are dissatisfied with the way their dogs are working and showing.

 

Also bundle up your dog and send him/her to the dog owner at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

 

Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you.

 

In one week, you will receive 16,436 dogs, and at least one of them should be a keeper.

 

Have faith in this letter. Do not break the chain. One owner broke the chain and got his own dog back.

 

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“It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And every new dog who comes into my life gifts me with a piece of their heart. If I live long enough, all the components of my heart will be dog, and I will become as generous and loving as they are.” Anonymous

 

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Here’s wishing you the top o’life without a single tumble.

Here’s wishing you the smiles o’life and not a single grumble.

Here’s wishing you the best o’life and not a claw about it.

Here’s wishing you the joy in life and not a day without it.