My Winter Wonderland

 

Dog tags ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistenin’

If it’s yellow, NOT white—I’ve been there tonight,

Marking up my winter wonderland.

 

Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.

It’s a sign for wand’ring vagrants;

“Avoid where I pee, it’s my property!”

Markin’ up my winter wonderland.

 

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,

Following the classical design.

Then I’ll lift my leg and let it go, man,

so all the world will know it’s mine, mine, mine!

 

Straight from me to the fencepost,

Flows my natural incense boast;

“Stay off of my TURF, this small piece of earth”

I mark it as my winter wonderland.